Enoch the Red

Yasser Arafat Hovers Between Life and Death

Paris, France - Yasser Arafat is reported to be hovering between life and death today in a French military hospital. The more skeptical observers claim this is more than improbable & bordering on the realm of the impossible. "Not since Jesus' water-walking incident have reports of something so fantastic taken such root in the press," commented Fr. John Frockless Jacobiac. "This is as lurid a show of one-upsmanship as I have witnessed," he added.

Christians, Muslims, Jews & Hindus have dispatched thousands of observers to the scene to verify the startling claims. "They talk as if he is just floating out there, bouncing between life, on the one hand, and death on the other. I have to see it to believe it," says Professor imbroglio Panacea, embedded reporter with the German 1st Armoured Division, on assignment in Paris. "To think that life and death have concerned themselves so with one human being is outrageous. To think that bragging rights have resulted in this type of tug-o-war over the likes of Mr. Arafat is unlikely at best."

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posted by Root @ 11/08/2004 07:31:00 AM